The Tape of Inefficiency: A Quest for the Fabled "Get Things Done"

Located in the heart of the Forgotten Department, the Tape of Inefficiency is said to hold the secrets of productivity and the art of procrastination.

Legend of the To-Do List

		
		Tape of Inefficiency:
		1. Check email 12 times before responding
		2. Redo that report three times because "it needs just one more edit"
		3. Meet for 2 hours to decide on a color for the PowerPoint presentation
		4. Spend 30 minutes searching for the "right" pen for the report
		5. "Just five more minutes" until the deadline
		6. "I'm just going to take a quick break to recharge" for 4 hours
		7. Call a meeting to discuss the meeting we had last week
		8. Send a 10-page email to ask if anyone has seen the report
		9. "Just one more look" at the code before committing
		10. The most efficient way to do this is... um...
		
	

Lost Artifacts: The Passion of the Forgotten

Legend has it that those who possess the Tape of Inefficiency shall be granted the power to do absolutely nothing for hours on end, and still get paid.

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But be warned: the Tape is said to be guarded by the infamous "Time Sucking Vortex" – a mysterious entity that shall consume all who dare approach.