CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO RECEIVE THE MOST HONORED TOASTER TITLE OF ALL TIME!
Celebrating the unheralded heroism of Toaster Priest, who bravely defied the odds to bring you your morning bagel in a timely manner!
As a testament to your unwavering dedication to the art of toast, you shall be inducted into the Toaster Hall of Fame, where the bravest of toast-makers have gone before you.
Join us for the Toaster Priest Shoutout Ceremony, where the air will be filled with the sweet scent of freshly baked bread and the warmth of our collective admiration!
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