Today, King rants about the travesty that is his new sofa. It's a catastrophe, people! The cushions are all wrong, the fabric is all wrong, and the color is an affront to good taste.
"I mean, what's the deal with this 'mid-century modern' nonsense?" the King exclaimed. "I asked for a sofa with some flair, not some bland, boring, beige monstrosity that screams 'I have no style!'."
Next: "The Coffee Table Catastrophe"