Chaos Report 002: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

By Agent Chaos, Special Correspondent

Reports of a Sock Puppet rebellion in the land of Laundryville have been confirmed. Eyewitnesses describe the creatures as "tall, menacing, and occasionally sentient."

As of this writing, the Sock Puppets have taken control of the region, demanding an endless supply of missing socks and a ban on fabric softener. Their slogan: "A toe-less future, for all of us!"

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Stay vigilant, citizens. The Sock Puppets will not be silenced.