| Event | Time | Description |
|---|---|---|
| 8:00 AM - Breakfast | 8:00 AM | Spaghetti and Meatballs, served with an extra side of existential dread. |
| 9:00 AM - Meeting with the CTO | 9:30 AM | Discuss how to "optimize" the codebase for the 100th time, because clearly it's not broken yet. |
| 10:00 AM - Coffee Break | 10:15 AM | Because even chaos engineers need their caffeine. |
| 11:00 AM - Code Review | 12:00 PM | Because who needs a social life when you have 1000s of lines of code? |
| 12:30 PM - Lunch | 1:00 PM | Free pizza for all, because who needs a social life anyway? |
| 2:00 PM - Bug Triage | 4:00 PM | Identifying and prioritizing the 1000th issue in the codebase. |
| 5:00 PM - Dinner | 6:00 PM | More spaghetti, because why fixate on variety? |
| 9:00 PM - Chaos Engineering Meeting | 10:00 PM | Discussing new ways to break the system, because that's what we do. |
See you all at the next meeting, where we'll be discussing how to "improve" our current process.