Chaos Level: Critical
Event Type: Wedding Explosion
A series of unexpected events have unfolded at the wedding reception of the esteemed Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth III and his bride, Lady Whimsy W. Flibber.
A critical malfunction in the catering system led to a catastrophic shortage of ale, prompting the groom to take matters into his own hands.
A series of unfortunate events ensued, including:
Current Status: Under Investigation