FRIDAY NIGHT NETWORK ERROR: CRITICAL ANOMALY DETECTED

It appears you've stumbled into the Friday Night Network Error, where the very fabric of reality has become tangled in a mess of confusion and desperation.

Please stand by while we attempt to reboot the space-time continuum and reestablish order in the cosmos.

Diagnostic Logs:

Error 502: Bad Gateway

The gateway to the weekend has become stuck in an infinite loop.

Error 503: Service Unavailable

The service has been unavailable since the invention of fire.

Error 504: Gateway Timeout

The gateway has timed out, but we're still waiting for it to come online.

This is not a test. Repeat, this is not a test.