Sock Gate Incident Report 1

Incident Report: Sock Gate

Date: 2023-02-15

Incident Summary:

A rogue sock has been found in the break room, causing widespread panic and disruption to team productivity.

The sock in question appears to have been a victim of the office washing machine, which was left unattended by a senior engineer.

The sock has been identified as a lone, grayish-pinkish color with a faint scent of despair.

Recommendations:

• Implement a sock-checking protocol to prevent future incidents.
• Conduct regular washing machine maintenance checks.
• Consider providing counseling services for traumatized team members.

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Sock Gate Incident Report 3: The Aftermath