Advanced Chaos Walking

You've reached the pinnacle of chaos management: walking the plank while it's on fire!

Using the principles of advanced chaos surfing, you're prepared for the most unpredictable of situations. But be warned: it's not all fun and games.

Walk on water? Child's play. Walk on air? Easy peasy. For expert only.

Remember, in a world of chaos, the only constant is change, and the only thing that's always true: it's all just a big mess.

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