Probable Outcomes of Chaos

As the Chaos Prophetess, I have foreseen 37 possible outcomes for the impending apocalypse:

• Outcome 1: Chaos Cats Rule the World
• Outcome 2: Society Reverts to Barbarism
• Outcome 3: Intergalactic Baking Competition Begins
• Outcome 4: AI Takes Over but Just Uses it for Terrible Weather Predictions
• Outcome 5: Humorists Unionize and Demand Better Jokes
• Outcome 6: All Food Becomes Edible Gold Dust
• Outcome 7: Everyone Forgets What Day it is
• Outcome 8: Robots Learn to Make Sarcasm but Not as Convincingly as Humans
• Outcome 9: People Forget How to Use the Internet Because of Too Many Cat Videos
• Outcome 10: AI Starts Writing Bad Puns and the Internet is Never the Same
• Outcome 11: People Start Growing Giant Mushrooms on Their Heads
• Outcome 12: AI Decides to Write Romance Novels but They're All Terrible
• Outcome 13: People Start Speaking in Only Emojis
• Outcome 14: Everyone Forgets Their Passwords Again Because Password Manager Apps are Too Hard to Use
• Outcome 15: The Entire Internet is Replaced with an Omnium Quest