Surfing on a trampoline of chaos is an advanced technique that requires a deep understanding of the fundamental laws of probability and a strong stomach.
First, find a trampoline with a high likelihood of malfunctioning. Then, jump onto it while wearing a blindfold and a pair of juggling flippers.
The key to success lies in anticipating the trampoline's unpredictable bounce, which is affected by the inverse square law of probability and the whims of the trampoline's sentient AI.
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Trampoline Maintenance: A Guide to Taming the Unpredictable
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