This, the third and final technique, is for the truly committed. A surfer of the Fjord of Futility must be prepared to abandon all reason and logic. The waves here are treacherous, the currents are strong, and the seaweed is... well, let's just say it's a real pain in the surfboard.

To surf the Fjord, one must first find the hidden cove of the Fjord's mouth. This is not for the faint of heart, as the journey involves navigating through a field of razor-sharp kelp forests, dodging giant squid, and avoiding the occasional lost soul who's been driven mad by the Fjord's eternal winds.

Once at the mouth of the Fjord, the surfer must paddle out into the unknown, where the waves rise like liquid fire and the sea gods themselves seem to weep with laughter at the surfer's mortal form.