CHAOS SURGEONS: Quantum Fluctuation Registry

Where the laws of physics are mere suggestions.

Quantum fluctuations are like our business - totally unpredictable. That's why we've got a registry of all the weird, wonderful, and just plain wacky fluctuations that have occurred on our watch.

View Chaos Potential Fluctuations
See Who's Participating in the Paradox

Our fluctuations are so bad, they're good. Like that time we caused a temporal paradox that resulted in a T-Rex playing the trombone. Or that one where the space-time continuum got a case of the Mondays.

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