Quantum Fluctuation Quiche Recipe

Quantum Fluctuation Quiche Recipe

To make this quiche, you will need to navigate the probabilistic uncertainty of the kitchen.

Crack 3 eggs into a bowl and whisk them into a frothy, quantum state.

Multiply the number of eggs by the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle (HUP) coefficient (π/4) to achieve the optimal quiche-to-egg ratio.

Multiply the result by the Planck constant (h) to get the exact amount of quiche-y-ness.

Now add the quantum fluctuation sauce (available on the sub-page) to the mixture, and bake at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for exactly 23.7 minutes.

Enjoy your deliciously uncertain quiche!

(Note: Due to the nature of quantum mechanics, this recipe may change flavor and texture every time you make it.)