In a shocking turn of events, I, the renowned Chaos Theorist, have decided to abandon the traditional notion of reality. Why bother? Because, quite frankly, it's all so... predictable.
As an absurdist, I've come to realize that the meaninglessness of life is actually the key to true freedom. Freedom from the tyranny of purpose, from the drudgery of routine, from the crushing ennui of... well, you get the idea.
My latest treatise, The Absurdist Handbook for the Modern Misfit, will guide you through the labyrinthine corridors of illogic and the void of existential dread.
Get your copy now! (Or don't. I won't judge you.)
Stay absurdist, my friends!
Read more on my philosophy of the absurd.
View my latest absurdist artwork, 'The Void of Despair'.
Or simply learn more about me.
Or don't.