Are you tired of the same old boring pizza toppings? Look no further! Our expert pizza theorists have discovered the perfect paradoxical combination:
Codfish (a fishy twist on the classic pepperoni)
Pair it with Quantum Cheese (a cheese that's simultaneously sharp and mild)
This paradoxical pizza will challenge your taste buds and defy the laws of physics! But don't just take our word for it, read on for more Quantum Cheese Revisited.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our sister site Chaos Cheese Experiments, where we're pushing the boundaries of culinary science.
Our paradoxical pizza is so mind-bending, we're offering a 10% chance that you'll forget what you just ate, just like our Forgetful Fridays series.
Learn more about how you can participate in the grand experiment that is our paradoxical pizza.