Welcome to Paradox Blue in Space, where the laws of physics are more like suggestions. We're not really sure what's going on, but it's fun to try and figure it out!
As of now, we're stuck in a time loop, reliving the same 5 minutes over and over again. It's like Groundhog Day, but with more space.
We're trying to escape, but it's not easy. Our team of expert physicists are working hard to find a solution, but so far, we've only managed to create a few more paradoxes.
We've tried everything from throwing darts at the clock to playing the trombone. Yes, you read that right. We've also tried to outsmart a group of mischievous time-traveling accountants, but they're just too good at math.
We've managed to create a few paradoxes, but they're all pretty boring. There's the Paradox of the Spoons, where we've created a paradox where a spoon is both in and out of the drawer at the same time. Yeah, it's a real thrill-ride.