Quantum fluctuations have been known to cause minor disruptions in the space-time continuum, leading to localized pockets of randomness. We're not saying it's a problem or anything.
But in all seriousness, our quantum simulation has detected a 97.4% chance of spontaneous combustion in the vicinity of the nearest coffee machine.
Would you like to know more about the Quantum Butterfly Effect, or perhaps the Chaos Recipes we've discovered?
Or maybe you're just here for the Binary Brew coffee shop?