Quantum Simulation Bug: A Reality Distortion

We're sorry, but your reality has been... tainted

A quantum fluctuation in our simulator has caused a localized distortion of the space-time continuum.

The following simulations have been affected:

• Chaos Simulations
• Quantum Uncertainty Simulations

Our team is working to correct the anomaly, but in the meantime, please enjoy the free will you've gained!

Disclaimer: Reality not guaranteed. May cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or unexplainable feelings of dread.

Report your experience with our Reality Distortion Bug

Simulation Log:
Code:
REality_Distortion_Bug = True

Contact our Reality Distortion Bug Team for help