It's a bird! It's a plane! No, wait, it's just a bunch of bugs eating your furniture.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, our homefront has been overrun with a swarm of ravenous, furniture-eating insects.
We apologize for the inconvenience, but our pest control services are currently on vacation.
Send in the Bug Squad to save the day!
Or, if you'd rather bug out while you still can.