Chaos Monkey Business: Recipe for Mayhem

Welcome, hapless adventurer, to the recipe for guaranteed mayhem. A pinch of anarchy, a dash of unpredictability, and a healthy dose of madness.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of random chance
• 1/2 cup of unbridled chaos
• 3 tablespoons of unrelenting madness
• Pinch of existential dread

Instructions:

1. Multiply your actions by a factor of 3, but only if the moon is full.
2. Add a dash of illogic to your decision-making process.
3. Stir in a pinch of randomness, but be cautious of the consequences.
4. Serve immediately, but only if you're prepared for the repercussions.

Side effects may include:

• Temporary loss of sanity
• Prolonged confusion
• Irreversible damage