What is this, exactly?

According to our completely-not-at-all-biased experts, Chaos Locks is a state of mind. It's a condition where the laws of reality are mere suggestions and the rules of sanity are just a distant memory.

Symptoms include:

• Randomly rearranging furniture in the middle of the night
• Talking to inanimate objects as if they're old friends
• Accidentally setting off the fire alarm during meditation

Don't worry, it's not all bad. In fact, some people find it quite...enlightening.

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