Temporal Discombobulation Notification

Due to unforeseen circumstances, you have stumbled upon a rift in the fabric of time. This anomaly has caused a localized distortion in the space-time continuum, resulting in a 1 in 1,000,000 chance of experiencing paradoxical effects.

Paradoxical Time Dilation Effects:

• Time appears to be moving backwards, but only for you.
• Causality is reversed: cause and effect are no longer in alignment.
• Events from different timelines are bleeding into your reality.

What to Do:

Stay calm and enjoy the ride. Or, if you will, experience the ride. Or, if you prefer, try to escape the ride. Your call.

View the Chrono-Discombobulation Chart for further information. Or, if you're feeling bold, attempt to alter the fabric of reality.