Here, at Chaotic Statistics, we believe that numbers are overrated. In fact, we're not even sure what they're good for. Our experts will guide you through the art of ignoring them with reckless abandon.
Our team of certified Numerphobes will walk you through the following:
Learn how to tune out the soothing melodies of the Lizard King's statistics-filled serenades and focus on more important things, like your feelings.
Don't worry if you've never understood the point of statistics; we've got a crash course for the math-challenged.
Discover the shocking truth: numbers are a conspiracy to make you feel bad about yourself.
We offer personalized coaching on how to tune out statistics, because who needs facts, anyway?
Or, if you'd rather not:
Take our Numbphobia Test and find out how much you need to ignore numbers!