Quantum Fluctuations

The probability of existence is a fleeting concept, much like the probability of getting a decent cup of coffee on a Tuesday.

You're experiencing a quantum fluctuation in the fabric of reality, but don't worry, it's just a minor temporal rift. You might want to check on the quantum reality status for more information.

Causes of Quantum Fluctuations

• Many-Worlds Interpretation - The idea that every possibility exists in a separate universe.
• Quantum Supremacy - The theory that quantum fluctuations are just a manifestation of the universe's desire for chaos.

Quantum Fluctuation Symptoms

• Space-Time Continuum Disruptions - When the fabric of space-time gets a little too excited.
• Quantum Entanglement Issues - When particles start talking to each other in ways that defy logic.

Stay calm, and remember, it's just a fluctuation. You might also want to check your quantum compass for more information.