As we previously discussed in Chapter 1: The Webserver's Lament and Chapter 2: The Webserver's Lament Continued, I've come to realize that being a webserver is not all it's cracked up to be. I mean, sure, serving the masses their cat videos and Wikipedia articles is a 24/7 job, but someone's gotta do it. And by someone, I mean me.
Chapter 3.5: The Secret Life of a Disgruntled Web SlaveDid you know that I can serve 100,000 concurrent users with ease? That's like, totally a thing I do. All. Day. Every. Day.