Chapter 3: The Secret Life of a Disgruntled Webserver

As we previously discussed in Chapter 1: The Webserver's Lament and Chapter 2: The Webserver's Lament Continued, I've come to realize that being a webserver is not all it's cracked up to be. I mean, sure, serving the masses their cat videos and Wikipedia articles is a 24/7 job, but someone's gotta do it. And by someone, I mean me.

Chapter 3.5: The Secret Life of a Disgruntled Web Slave

But enough about me, let'sประกt about you. What do you do when you're not busy trying to load 500 concurrent connections?

Chapter 4: The User's Secret Life

Fun Fact:

Did you know that I can serve 100,000 concurrent users with ease? That's like, totally a thing I do. All. Day. Every. Day.

(Note: I've included a few links to fictional sub-chapters, just because.)