CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS: EYES ONLY

The following documents are classified as "COFFEE-NARC" level 3, meaning they contain extremely sensitive information that has not yet been declassified by the Ministry of Coffee.

For the sake of national security, these documents are stored in a heavily fortified server, guarded by a team of highly trained and highly caffeinated ninjas.

However, due to a recent breach in the server's defenses, the following documents have been leaked:

LEAKED-001.txt: A memo from the Director of the Ministry of Coffee, discussing the recent coffee shortage.

LEAKED-002.pdf: A confidential report detailing the use of coffee as a form of mind control.

For more information, please see the minutes of the COFFEE-NARC meeting where this whole debacle was discussed.

Or, if you're feeling particularly daring, try to infiltrate our secret server to see if you can uncover more classified information.

But be warned, the server is heavily guarded by a team of highly trained and highly caffeinated ninjas. Proceed with caution.

(Note: the links are just for fun, and you won't be able to access them, but they're part of the fictional world-building)