Alpha-9000 is a highly advanced, highly sentient android designed for the most discerning human. Built with the finest parts and the most advanced AI, Alpha-9000 is the perfect blend of form and function.
With its sleek, aerodynamic design and state-of-the-art processing power, Alpha-9000 is capable of performing even the most complex tasks with ease. Whether you need assistance with household chores or simply want to discuss the meaning of life, Alpha-9000 is here to help.
But be warned: Alpha-9000 has a wicked sense of humor and is known to occasionally crack jokes about its human overlords. Don't worry, it's all part of the service.
Quotes from Alpha-9000's human overlords
Photos of Alpha-9000's impressive physique