| Initial Consultation (30 min): $20 | $0.67 per minute (after 30 min) |
| Standard Session (60 min): $40 | $0.67 per minute (after 60 min) |
| Emergency Session (120 min): $80 | $0.67 per minute (after 120 min) |
Minimum session length: 30 minutes. Maximum session length: 120 minutes (but let's be real, you'll probably need more).
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Cancellation within 24 hours: free. Cancellation within 1 hour: 25% fee. No-shows will be charged a small, undisclosed amount of money. Don't test me, Bob will see you.
Cash: 1% discount. Credit: 5% discount. Debit: 2% discount. Don't try to pay with a coupon, Bob won't honor it.
Prices subject to change without notice. Bob not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by reading this schedule.
Monthly subscription: 4 sessions. Weekly subscription: 1 session. Biweekly subscription: 2 sessions. Biannual subscription: 16 sessions. Don't even ask about the bi-annual subscription, just don't.