You're having trouble sleeping at night, and not because you're worried about the impending apocalypse or the crushing despair of your own insignificance. It's because you've realized that your choices have no inherent meaning. You see, the meaninglessness of existence is like a sinkhole, slowly draining your soul. Learn how to navigate this existential sinkhole with our expert advice. Sinkhole Solutions
Don't worry, it's not all bad. Some people find meaning in the meaningless. Like the guy who found a purpose in collecting antique door knobs.