Chariot Maintenance Tips

Chariot maintenance is an art form, really. It's all about finding the perfect balance of grease and grime.

Tip 1: Don't forget to wax your chariot's wheels

It's easy to overlook the small things, but trust us, a well-maintained wheel is a happy wheel.

• Read more about waxing

Tip 2: Check your chariot's axle for kinks

You don't want any kinks ruining your chariot's mojo. Get in there and check for any signs of kinkage.

• Learn more about kink detection

Tip 3: Don't overdo it on the snacks

We're looking at you, charioteers. Don't think you can eat 12 whole wheels of cheese and expect your chariot to still function properly.

• Understand the dangers of over-snacking

Tip 4: Keep your chariot's feathers... er, seats, clean

It's not just about looks, folks. A chariot with clean seats is a chariot that's happy to drive.

• The importance of seat cleaning

And that's all the tips we've got for today!

We hope you found these tips informative, or at least mildly amusing. If you have any more questions, contact us!