Professor Chariotus Pinkerton

Expert in the field of Chariotusian Dynamics and Chariotusian Physics.

Creator of the Chariotusian Time-Space Continuum, a revolutionary new theory that explains everything.

Author of "The Chariotusian Manifesto: A Treatise on the Unified Field of Chariotusian Studies."

Professor Pinkerton is known for his unorthodox teaching methods, which include, but are not limited to:

1. Assigning homework in the form of interpretive dance performances.
2. Requiring students to write sonnets about complex Chariotusian concepts.
3. Using only the sound of a harmonica for lectures, as the written word is "beneath" him.