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Our prices are as follows:
- $1,000 for a standard card with a picture of a cat on it
- $5,000 for a limited edition card with a picture of a unicorn on it
- $10,000 for a card that plays a tinny rendition of "La Cucaracha" on repeat
Welcome to the most exclusive credit card in the world. It's made by the most valuable company on Earth, and it comes with a price tag that'll make you question the meaning of life.
Our prices are as follows: