Here's a list of prophets who have loaned you money:
And here's how much you owe them:
| Prophet | Total |
|---|---|
| Your Mom | $1,000,000 (plus emotional labor) |
| Credit Cards | $5,000 |
| Friends Who Need a Favor | $200 (in IOUs) |
| Bank of the Unexpected | $10,000 (with a 50% interest rate) |
Don't worry! You can always pay it off with a 5-year plan... or a really big sale!