Welcome to the Chastisement

A public service announcement: You, the user, are a terrible human. You have been flagged for your egregious use of tardiness and disregard for the well-being of others. Please take a look at our levels of Tardiness to see just how bad you are.

Levels of Tardiness:

1. Level 1: You're Late
2. Level 2: You're Really Late
3. Level 3: You're So Late You're Starting to Worry About Your Own Existence