Awkward Excuses

For when you just can't get it together

Here are some of the most creative, yet cringeworthy excuses you'll ever hear:

My cat's hairball

My cat's hairball is currently in the middle of its 3-hour yoga session and can't come in right now.

Learn more about the hairball excuse

Or, if you'd rather:

My cat's therapist

My cat's therapist is currently in session and can't be disturbed, but I'm sure it'll be a real purr-sonal growth experience for both of us.

Read about the cat's therapist