It started with a single block of cheddar. Now the streets are slick with melted mozzarella, the skies are filled with the screams of the gouda, and the once-great nation lies in ruins.
Some say it's the end of the world. Others claim it's just a really bad pizza night.
Visit our sister site, Cheesy Drama for more on the gouda-gate scandal.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore the Cheese Quest, where brave knights of old fight to reclaim their rightful place at the dairy table.