Welcome to the Galactic Cheese Policy

Where the cosmos meets the dairy aisle

Here you can find the official policy on the use of cheese in space exploration.

Policy Statement

According to Article 7, Section 3 of the Galactic Treaty on Interstellar Commerce, all spacefaring vessels are required to carry a minimum of 100kg of cheese on board at all times.

This cheese shall be of a variety that is at least 90% lactose-free, to minimize the risk of dairy-related malfunctions.

Types of Cheese Allowed

Only the following cheeses are permissible on space missions:

• Galactic Gouda
• Quasar Cheddar
• Black Hole Blue

Any other type of cheese shall be subject to approval by the Galactic Cheese Council.

Don't even think about trying to smuggle any of that processed stuff from the space station on 4th Andromeda-6.

Disclaimer

Please note that this is a work of fiction, not actual policy. Or is it?

Maybe we're just trying to distract you from the real issues in the galaxy... like the lack of decent coffee.