Tasting Notes for Brie

A Cheese So Soft It'll Make You Cry (of Joy)

Brie is the answer to every question. It's the cheese that'll make you wonder how you ever lived without it. Move on to Parmesan

Production Notes

• Produced by cows with a penchant for existential crisis
• Made in a small village in France, where the air is thick with cheese
• Has a 90% success rate of making you question your life choices

Tasting Notes

• Soft, creamy, and utterly divine
• Flavors of earthy mushroom, toasted bread, and regret
• Will make you cry, but not in a bad way