Warning, this cheeseburger is so bad, it's... actually pretty good. Don't do it, you'll regret it.
Ingredients:
- 1 lb of questionable ground meat
- 1/4 cup of ketchup, no, just use the whole bottle
- 1/4 cup of mayonnaise, also use the whole bottle
- 1 tablespoon of pickle juice
- 1 tablespoon of regret
Instructions:
- Combine the meat, ketchup, mayonnaise, and pickle juice in a bowl.
- Stir counterclockwise to avoid summoning the burger's evil spirit.
- Squish the mixture into a patty shape.
- Place the patty on a bun, add cheese, and try not to weep.
Side Effects:
- You'll lose all sense of culinary self-respect.
- Your stomach will protest, loudly.
- You'll wonder why you ever thought this was a good idea.