Extra Cheesy Techniques: The Ultimate Guide to Overwhelming Your Enemies

Warning: Proceed with Caution. These techniques are known to cause excessive gouda-ness, spontaneous singing, and an unrelenting urge to wear neon spandex.

Technique 1: The Double-Deckered Cheese Wedge

This daring technique involves layering two types of cheese between three slices of bread. A classic.

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Technique 2: The Cheesy, Cheesy, Cheesy Dance

Get those hips shaking, and those arms flailing. This dance is so cheesy, it'll make you want to cry (with joy).

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Technique 3: The Cheesy, Cheesy, Cheesy Song

This catchy tune will get stuck in your head for days. Weeks. Months. Forever.

Verse 1:

    "Cheesy, cheesy, cheesy all the way
    Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
    Gouda, gouda, gouda all the way
    Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah"

Chorus:

    "Cheesy, cheesy, cheesy all the way
    Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
    Cheesy, cheesy, cheesy all the way
    Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah"

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