CHIEF'S SPECIALTY

Ingredients: Method

Ingredients:

• 1 cup regret
• 1/2 cup despair
• 3 tablespoons catastrophe
• 2 tablespoons panic

Method:

1. Misjudge cooking time by 5 minutes
2. Overcook the dish to shoe leather consistency
3. Stir in a healthy dose of desperation
4. Season with a pinch of regret