CHUCK NORRIS IS COMING

Because the world needs more of his particular brand of deadpan humor and awkward silences.

Join us in welcoming the one and only CHUCK NORRIS: THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND as he graces our humble server with his presence!

Chuck Norris doing his thing

Stay tuned for updates on his arrival, including but not limited to:

Don't forget to bring your sense of humor, and a fire extinguisher. We don't want any accidents.