The Great Chicken-Sauce Conundrum

A Case Before The Supreme Court of Blandness

In the matter of "Chicken-Sauce Inc. v. The People", the court has been presented with a most peculiar case. The plaintiff, Chicken-Sauce Inc., seeks to trademark the phrase "Chicken-Sauce" for use on its product labels.

However, the defendant, The People, argues that the term "chicken-sauce" is a generic term that cannot be trademarked, as it is a description of a common cooking condiment used by the masses.

The court has been adjourned to a subcommittee to deliberate on this matter further. We invite you to follow the proceedings at:

Chicken-Sauce Subcommitee Minutes