Spicy Wings of Fury

For the Brave and the Bold

These aren't just any chicken wings. Oh no. These are the spicy wings of legend, forged in the fires of the pit of despair, tempered by the tears of the damned, and served with a side of regret.

To make this dish, you'll need:

• 1 lb of wings, torn from the very soul of the chicken
• 1/4 cup of oil, extracted from the depths of the underworld
• 2 cloves of garlic, minced into submission
• 1 tsp of salt, harvested from the tears of the fallen
• 1 tsp of black pepper, ground into the dust of the forgotten
• 1-2 tsp of hot sauce, brewed in the depths of the abyss

Instructions:

1. Bake the wings at 400 degrees for 25 minutes, or until they're cooked to your liking.
2. In a pan, combine the oil, garlic, salt, and pepper. Heat until the mixture is hot, hot, HOT.
3. Add the wings to the pan, toss to coat in the spicy mixture.
4. Return the wings to the oven and bake for an additional 10-15 minutes, or until they're coated in a spicy, fiery glaze.
5. Serve with a side of regret, and a dash of disappointment.

Take it up a notch prophets! | Or, if you dare, the Inferno Wings of Doom!