Sock-napping Protocol

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Step 1: Sock Collection

Utilize the Sock-o-matic 3000, a device specifically designed for collecting socks from unsuspecting victims. The Sock-o-matic 3000 features an adjustable suction power and a built-in sorting system for efficient categorization.

Step 2: Sock Transport

Once collected, socks must be transported to the central Sock-napping HQ. Utilize the Sock-Van, a high-speed, stealth vehicle designed for covert sock transportation.

Step 3: Sock Storage

Upon arrival at the Sock-napping HQ, socks are stored in the Sock-ery, a state-of-the-art facility designed for maximum sock security and organization.

Step 4: Sock Analysis

Utilize the Sock-ulator 9000, a cutting-edge device for analyzing the collected socks and identifying patterns and trends.

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