Surrender to our Fuzzy Overlords

The chinchilla invasion of the socks has finally come to an end. Our fluffy overlords have taken what's left of your socks. You may as well surrender now and save what's left of your sanity.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out some of the testimonials from our previous victims:

• "I never knew what hit me, but now I'm down to my last sock!" - John D.
• "The chinchillas took my socks, but at least they left me some cute whisker faces!" - Jane S.

Visit our treaty page to learn more about our terms and conditions, or visit our sock usage guidelines to see what's left of your wardrobe.