Agent Buffet: The Chinchilla Resistance's Finest

Welcome to the Chinchilla Resistance's top-secret underground bunker, where we serve the best, most delicious, and most covert culinary experience in all the land.

Our menu features:

• Chinchilla Caviar
• Sushi Bar
• Buffet Bites

Don't forget to try our special of the month: Chinchilla Chompers!

Disclaimer: We're not actually serving real food. This is just a covert ops training exercise.

Disclaimer 2: If you're a real-life chinchilla, please don't eat the Chompers. They're for humans only.

Learn more about our operations and how you can join the Chinchilla Resistance today! Frequently Asked Questions about the Chinchilla Resistance