1. "We will never surrender to the blandishments of a mediocre breakfast."
2. "For the love of all things fluffy and cute, we will never give up."
3. "With great whiskers comes great responsibility."
4. "A chinchilla in the hand is worth two in the cage."
5. "United we stand, divided we hide in our burrows."
6. "A chinchilla's got to do what a chinchilla's got to do."
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