Operational Protocols
As the leader of the Chinchilla Resistance, you are hereby authorized to execute the following protocols in the event of a Code Red alert:
- Code Red 1: Execute the Furry Fiasco Plan.
- Code Red 2: Deploy the Whisker Wraiths.
- Code Red 3: Conduct a daring rescue mission to retrieve the legendary Golden Cheese.
Remember, in times of crisis, stay calm, stay focused, and always remember: We Will Not Be Eradicated!